Okay folklore, I know I haven't been keeping up but it damn sure ain't because I'm out of material. Have you played GTA IV!? I rest my case.
Round One is over and both of my UPSET SPECIALS were upsetting to say the least, at most they were dismal. That only means two things, one Mike D'Antoni, coach of the PHX Suns, is O-U-T out! See ya! But not as quick as that silly negro Avery who looks to be heading to NYC hmmm, destined for failure for sure! And two (which I almost forgot until I almost clicked publish) GILBERT "Agent Zero" Arenas hits that free agent block to see some serious Payola.
All you queers in the capital are like "he said he's coming back after he takes a pay cut and Antwan gets his" yeah I read that same story. If you believe everything you read you must be republican and think that are soldiers are in Iraq STILL, for WPD (that's weapons of mass destruction for those of you who probably think they are) Arenas is not coming back, I don't give a damn what he says, he's going to be the highest paid free agent on the block and this Agent damn sure ain't going to give Washington another free pass the way they've been dealt with in the last few years post regular season. Ha! Gilbert stays in Washington? For what? To keep the team together, and let the next man get a larger check because his big check days are just about over? No way jose! Gilbert is like 24 or 25 not much older than me might I add, and as much money as he has, he's got children and a baby mama, who he ain't married to who could up and demand that CHSUP at any moment. (that's Child Support for ya'll who are lucky enough to never have seen that on a pay stub, lol) But since I'm in the business of talking smack on my blogs and making predicitions I'm going to say Gilbert is going going back back to Cali Cali and either becomes the new big time LA superstar and goes to The Clipp show which I doubt and if my doubts are correct he signs with...Sacremento and finally give Ronnie some bump fists with :-)
Byron Scott won coach of the year, like I said, Turk got his hardware, (patting myself on the back) and Kobe is your MVP whether you like it or not (doing the jordan fist seen above, as I'm happy for him) I'm still shocked that he got it all though I said he'd get it because this shit is all POLITICS and white folk sho' know how to stick it to a black man, ESPECIALLY in Pennsylvania.
Lakers are up 1-0 over the Jazz, Hornets up 2-0 over the Spurs, Pistons are up 2-0 over Magic and Celtic Pride takes on the King and his Cavaliers tonight (CLE steals game one in Beantown I'm calling it). I know it's late to make predictions for round 2 but I'm going to do us all a favor and make the final predictions all the way down to the World Champ.
Lakers win in 5 over Utah, Hornets win in 6 over San Antone (I know the spelling is incorrect) Pistons are going to let the very next game in O-Town slip but they will prevail after 5 and Boston LOSES, yes I said it, Boston LOSES in game 7 to the Cavaliers.
Which will lead to LAL knocking off NO and KB24 formerly KB8 tells CP3 CUL8R after 5 and DET wins in 6 over CLE. Leading to a rematch of the NBA 'Chip of 2004 when Phil and the Purp Gang lost to Larry Love Brown and his mighty Pistons, only this time my man and woman, there is no lazy Shaquille to not step up to the plate, and Mr. MVP Bryant finally, finally, gets that monkey off his back and wins "one without Shaq." (Doing the Jordan fist yet again, seen above)
Speaking of which I want to touch on something, first of all I want to say "fuck off" to all the Kobe haters. You can't hate his game, regardless of what you say. That's number one, and he is number one, in the world right now and has been for at least 2 years. And number two, stop riding Shaq's penis by saying, "Oh Kobe hasn't won without Shaq," that's true, but Shaq didn't win shit until PHIL, PHIL was the missing piece in LA and he proved that when he got KURT RAMBIS up out the coaching seat. Yes Shaq won ONE championship on a team that Kobe was not on, but he had ANOTHER SUPERSTAR on the team by the name of DWADE who led his team in scoring, along with a bunch of veteran role players like GP, Zo and all those other guys. Not to mention a hall of fame coach by the name of Riley who took over because Van Gundy's can't get it done...note my take on the DET v ORL series...nevertheless MIA had a Squad my friends a Squizzad. Who proved to be a fluke with all those old ass players and MIA has been inhaling vigorously ever since. (Anybody seen Antoine Walker lately, he's a UK guy. I'm a UK fan til death and as a fan of the game I know when to say it's OVER so for BOS and Rondo, another UK guy, it's over)
If you missed the picks through all that jargon Los Angeles wins the NBA Championship over "what they want, flip, flip, flip, flip" Saunders' Pistons, which means for him it is "Game Over" in more ways than one. Thus he's ALL ABOARD, laid back on that midnight train to Georgia along with Avery, and D'Antoni, lookin for werrrk. Chuuuuuch! But that's soley What JLB THINKS...until next time, beaches!
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